Chapter Fifty-Nine: “Dad’s concerned because your new boyfriend looks like John the Baptist, only less clean”

Tallulah met a guy at a bar. His name was Chad Hamilton, which was a ridiculous name. Priscilla told her as much. Tallulah agreed, but Chad was also the least Chad-like person she’d ever met. He had an enormous beard, a serious fade, and a couple animal and nature-themed line tattoos. Essentially, he was a […]

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Chapter Fourteen: “It was like what I imagine it would be like to take cross fit in hell”

Tallulah had been roped into working out with Melly. She suspected that Melly had asked Jacklyn first, but Jacklyn had somehow managed to evade it. She was very smug about the whole thing. Melly told Tallulah that she was trying to get back in shape after having the baby. As far as Tallulah could tell, […]

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