36: “Kanye Wes”

Sybil had found herself becoming a somewhat begrudging friend to Jacklyn, who, as it appeared, had quite abruptly decided to no longer dislike Sybil and in fact, as it would also seem, cherish her deeply. It was bizarre. One minute, Jacklyn was avoiding Sybil at all costs and the next she was inviting her to […]

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17: “You look deranged”

Bernie was hosting a movie night for her friends. It was, of course, a Jennifer Lopez movie marathon, comprising of her entire acting career and presented in chronological order. She was making them watch Gigli. Tallulah was unimpressed. Bernie invited Priscilla, Tallulah, Jemima, Iggy, and Sybil, who in turn brought Suze, Chris, and Chris’ cousin. […]

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Chapter Ninety-Six: “For one thing, there’s a pretty big chance someone’s going to step on your head”

Priscilla hadn’t anticipated the reception going spectacularly well for many reasons, namely the extreme heat, Iggy’s bitter hatred of Taylor, and whatever the hell was happening with Oscar, but she hadn’t quite managed to imagine just how terrible it was really going to be. She and Keith were sat at a table with Sybil and […]

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