38: “That seems extreme”

Miles was having a great time at the Halloween party. He was dressed as bacon in a very flattering costume. It was flattering in its shapelessness. No one could tell what Miles looked like underneath his fake bacon exterior. It was relieving. He had abandoned all of his inhibitions and he was cutting shapes into […]

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85: “That was dumb”

Miles and Iggy returned to their hotel room following crashing the wedding reception at around one in the morning on Sunday. Iggy immediately peeled off her bridesmaid dress, whining the entire time about how it was so unflattering and so uncomfortable and so expensive. Miles thought she looked genuinely quite lovely, but he generally thought […]

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66: “You are the worst”

Things were tense after Melly and David left for the hospital with Jacklyn and Iggy. They’d been tense before, but at least the distraction of Melly’s labour had deterred from the fact that their other friends’ relationship was essentially unravelling before their very eyes. Priscilla and Helen had scurried off upstairs to the nursery with […]

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41: “What a way to go”

Miles hated his and Iggy’s upstairs neighbours. They had a very tumultuous relationship. They would get into screaming matches every other night, which were immediately followed by incredibly loud make-up sex. On the nights that they weren’t hurling verbal abuse at one another at an incredible volume, they were having even longer, more drawn-out, boring […]

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