38: “That seems extreme”

Miles was having a great time at the Halloween party. He was dressed as bacon in a very flattering costume. It was flattering in its shapelessness. No one could tell what Miles looked like underneath his fake bacon exterior. It was relieving. He had abandoned all of his inhibitions and he was cutting shapes into […]

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85: “That was dumb”

Miles and Iggy returned to their hotel room following crashing the wedding reception at around one in the morning on Sunday. Iggy immediately peeled off her bridesmaid dress, whining the entire time about how it was so unflattering and so uncomfortable and so expensive. Miles thought she looked genuinely quite lovely, but he generally thought […]

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