84: “You eat too many avocados”

Melly and David’s party turned even wilder once Danielle and Taylor had arrived. Iggy assumed that it was just everyone’s desperate bid to pretend nothing out of the ordinary was happening. It involved a significant increase in alcohol consumption. Jake led the charge. He flew out of David and Melly’s tiny den on a mission, […]

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34: “This has been wild”

Iggy caught up with Jemima on the balcony outside. Dick was out there as well, smoking in his scandalously tight police officer uniform. He’d bought it at some sort of adult shop, which seemed evident by the fact that the pants were tearaways. They were made for very easy access. There was another person with […]

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85: “That was dumb”

Miles and Iggy returned to their hotel room following crashing the wedding reception at around one in the morning on Sunday. Iggy immediately peeled off her bridesmaid dress, whining the entire time about how it was so unflattering and so uncomfortable and so expensive. Miles thought she looked genuinely quite lovely, but he generally thought […]

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