36: “Boys are stupid”

Bobby’s ex-boyfriend and potential future boyfriend Will had gotten a job tending bar at a gross club all the students went to. He was only working there to fill some of his time. He’d gotten a pension from the navy, but he wasn’t one to sit around and do nothing. As such, he had begun […]

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18: “One foot in the grave”

One Sunday after church, while Finch was waiting for Gord to gather up his stuff so that they could leave, he was approached by Gord’s ex-fling Myrtle. Finch had no interest in talking to her, much like he had no interest in talking to anyone. Joey was sitting next to him, flipping through one of […]

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2: “He’s Gord 2.0.”

Gord’s life was a little bit shit at the moment. That’s not to say it wasn’t always a little bit shit; it just seemed to be a little bit more shit than normal. For starters, he’d played yet another birthday party in which he’d been forced to perform Taylor Swift songs. This time, however, it […]

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87: “Carly’s opinion doesn’t matter because she legitimately dated a blood relative”

Janine was angry with Gord. He was finding it very difficult to care. “See, I just don’t give a fuck,” he said to Finch and Gavin one night. Amare was over at Jacklyn’s, continuing with his sham of a relationship. Gord supposed it was possible it would work out, but he was doubtful. He also […]

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