Part Two

This is it, folks. This is the beginning of Part Two. Just ninety-nine chapters in, I thought maybe I’d break it up.

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Chapter Ninety-Nine: “He’s just some white dude with dreadlocks in a kimono who breathes too loudly”

Jemima had told herself, quite firmly, that she was moving on from Noel. Now that she knew he was romantically interested in Sybil, she figured it was time. It was for the best. Their relationship had been confusing at best. She still couldn’t work out why he had invited her to a spa. A couple’s […]

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Chapter Ninety-Six: “For one thing, there’s a pretty big chance someone’s going to step on your head”

Priscilla hadn’t anticipated the reception going spectacularly well for many reasons, namely the extreme heat, Iggy’s bitter hatred of Taylor, and whatever the hell was happening with Oscar, but she hadn’t quite managed to imagine just how terrible it was really going to be. She and Keith were sat at a table with Sybil and […]

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Chapter Ninety-Five: “I’m going to bust out of this thing like the Incredible Hulk in a minute”

Iggy was not having a good time. It was at least four hundreds degrees out and she was standing in the middle of a vineyard getting photographed relentlessly by a woman who kept calling her Figgy. Iggy could feel sweat running down the inside of her thighs. Jana had chosen a blush taffeta dress that […]

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