Chapter Seventy-Two: “I just can’t get behind Matthew McConaughey’s glasses in this movie”

Lawrence asked Bernie to move in with him. He explained that he thought his apartment was the better choice only because she had roommates and he was sure Tallulah and Priscilla wouldn’t want to live with him. For the most part, Bernie assumed that was true. She also figured it had a lot to do […]

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Chapter Seventy-One: “If someone mugged her, she’d invite them for tea”

Robin and Finch had been dating for about two months. Things were going really well, considering that Finch barely spoke and Robin was an apathetic asshole. Finch, however, in one of his rare loquacious moments, vaguely suggested that it might be time for them to meet each other’s families. At the time, Robin’s near-jerk reaction […]

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