Chapter Thirty-One: “She’s friends with that smug jackass who looks like a weasel”

Katy called Oscar to tell him she wanted to be friends, which was horrifying. She said she was upset about how they’d left things last, that specific instance being the time she’d brought her smug friend Colin over to help drop off some of Oscar’s belongings and Joey making some outrageous comments. Oscar wouldn’t say […]

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Chapter Twenty-Eight: “People will listen to it with their loved ones and weep”

Tom, the sad folk singer, wanted to record a Christmas song to release separately from the full-length album they were in the midst of recording. Sybil was having a hard time imagining what that song would sound like. It would be undoubtedly depressing. It would be the most depressing Christmas song ever written. It would […]

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Chapter Twenty-Six: “They’ll use my lifeless corpse as a trail marker for those fitter than I am”

Ramsay and Oscar commuted to work on the subway every day together. Then they spent the entirety of the workday together, sitting side by side, selling juice over the phone. Sometimes Miles broke up the tedium to complain about his love life, or rather his lack of love life. Although, there appeared to have been […]

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