Chapter Twenty-Two: “And you don’t need any pairs of platform flip flops, Baby Spice”

Jemima owned more clothes than was necessary for any living human being to own and most of it was spectacular crap. That, at least, was according to her friends. Jemima had been slowly amassing the world’s most bizarre wardrobe, save for Lady Gaga’s, for several years. Priscilla decided enough was enough and something needed be […]

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Chapter Sixteen: “He has a stupid face and a stupid haircut and I once saw him sneeze milk out of his nose while he was drinking”

Oscar had left things at Katy’s apartment. Technically, it had also been his apartment, but that had changed when she’d torn his beating heart out of his chest and lit it on fire. Then he’d been forced to move into his new apartment, the one he shared with Ramsay that was plagued with fruit flies. […]

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Chapter Fourteen: “It was like what I imagine it would be like to take cross fit in hell”

Tallulah had been roped into working out with Melly. She suspected that Melly had asked Jacklyn first, but Jacklyn had somehow managed to evade it. She was very smug about the whole thing. Melly told Tallulah that she was trying to get back in shape after having the baby. As far as Tallulah could tell, […]

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